About TrevorDanedrM
Emily Browning:
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Information:
Name: Emily Browning
Born: 1988-12-07
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), The Man Who Sued God (2001), Blue Heelers (2000), The Uninvited (2009), After the Deluge (2003)
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Aleksa Palladino:
Aleksa Palladino
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Information:
Name: Aleksa Palladino
Born: 1980-09-21
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Medium (2005), The Sopranos (2002), Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007), Mona Lisa Smile (2003), Ball in the House (2001)
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James Marsters:
James Marsters Nude
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Name: James Marsters
Born: 1962-08-20
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Smallville (2006), On-Air with Ryan Seacrest (2004), Hollywood Squares (2000), House on Haunted Hill (1999), Without a Trace (2008)
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QUESTION: What is
honeymoon? ANSWER: That
brief span of time between, "I do" and
"You'd better!"
EibhearMacAdhamhuS
"What's the matter with your dinner
?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor
later what I've eaten !"
LukenAhaziahGQ
How
many McDonald's counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put
some chips with it.
BranHalfonno
Why is it that birds are quickly sold
when
they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!
KenrickDwightVf
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
AntonioKendrictw
A butler came running into his important
master's
office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What
shall I do with
him?" Without looking up from his work the master
said, "Tell him I
can't see him."
KingsleyKirkmd
What do you get when you cross an idiot
with a watch?
A cuckoo clock.
BeorhtStarbuckgU
Camper: There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
ValdemarrPenleyaK
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the
grass!
CwrigRionbP
Teacher: Why are you picking your
nose in
class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
AwstinFerrellem