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Travis Barker:
Travis Barker Naked
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Information:
Name: Travis Barker
Born: 1975-11-14
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
American Pie 2 (2001), Riding in Vans with Boys (2003), Punk'd (2003), Duets (2003), Concrete Jungle (2009)
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Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they
are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a
farmer's
ear?
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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil:
I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it
rattling from here do you
!
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Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside
the
city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they
got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket
!
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
MoriartyDanakaszM
Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping
me !
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How can you recognize a Gnome
Pig?
They're the ones with the little red hats.
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
and asked her
husband,
"How did Greg do on his history
exam?"
"Oh, not so good," he replied.
"But it wasn't his
fault. They asked him about things that happened
before he was
born!"
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Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I
told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
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Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
TwainAbitalXE
Principal: Do you do
your homework?
Kid:
Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here &
There
Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get
out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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